Archive for March 2009
Mr. Farahmand, I want Max!
Iran’s PressTV is considering a new TV show presented by Max Keiser and Afshin Rattansi.
They make good TV. See an example here.
Email Mr. Farahmand. newsroom@presstv.ir
12/21/2012 – A Jay Walker Rant™
Some people believe in the “undeniable fact” that the end of the world is coming on 12/21/2012.
The belief is based on the Mayan calendar. Apparently, the Mayans were way way smarter than we ever could be and somehow, with a few stones and twigs, were able to calculate that 12/21/2012 would be the last day on earth.
So it’s an “undeniable fact”. Nevermind that a fact has to be proven and in this case, the only way to find out for sure if it’s true will be after 12/21/2012. Then and only then we will know if it was an “undeniable fact”.
Those of you going on about how we’re all going to die on 12/21/2012, I have one thing and one thing only to tell you.
STFU!
STFU because even if you’re right, I don’t want to hear about it. STFU because at the end of the day, you’re a living, breathing, eating, shitting and fucking human being like the rest of us and no fucking diety. And since you’re no diety, you got no business telling me how and when I’m going to die.
The Mayans were apparently really good at human sacrifices. I got one of my own. I’ll fly down to the next motherfucker’s house telling me that 12/21/2012 is my last day on earth and I’ll give you a torn scrotum. That way, if you’re wrong about 12/21/2012, at least there will be no hope that your stupid conspiracy theorist ass can reproduce ever again.
Bernanke, a trillion dollars and keeping the Titanic afloat.
Bernanke, a trillion dollars and keeping the Titanic afloat.
My first YouTube video ever. A work in progress but hopefully you will like it.
